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animal prison

I was delighted to see the famous Animal Prison roll into town again recently. The travelling prison, which has been operating for the last three years, gives city folk a chance to get up close to animals that have committed heinous crimes.

Children and adults alike enjoyed mingling with the animals. There were no reports of trouble.


Animals with a criminal record.



Derek Collins
Crime: International terrorism



The Fukuhara family
Crime: Drug trafficking



Kenji Yamamoto
Crime: Bank robbery



John Yentob
Crime: Murder



Yentob claims it was "just an accident".

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On Sunday, 22 April, 2007, Blogger Matt Morelli said:

You can actually imagine the tortoise commiting international terrorism. Look at the look on his/her face. Like the toad from Danger Mouse.  



On Tuesday, 24 April, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said:

This is your funniest post.  



On Tuesday, 24 April, 2007, Blogger Citizen_Stu said:

He's not innocent. Just look at those shifty eyes.  



On Wednesday, 25 April, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said:

That Derek Collins geyser looks like a nasty piece of work.  



On Thursday, 26 April, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said:

I've crossed paths with that John Yontab character before. Shady fellow. Take my advice; don't believe a word he says.  



On Thursday, 26 April, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said:

Don't be fooled by Mr. Collins appearance. He's slow, but dangerous.  



On Thursday, 26 April, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said:

But what were the goats imprisoned for? What crime did they commit?  



On Thursday, 26 April, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said:

I heard they were on the lam!  



On Friday, 27 April, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said:

I'm sure that fukuhara family operate round our way too. seen them before...  



On Saturday, 28 April, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said:

Yep, those Fukuharas need a good roasting!  



On Sunday, 07 October, 2007, Blogger The Honourable Husband said:

Entrapment of living things in Japan is not limited to animals. A friend of mine often joked that if a tree was bad in a past life, it was reincarnated in Japan, in a bonsai pot.  



On Tuesday, 06 November, 2007, Blogger Global Dan said:

The real criminals are the squirrels. But you never see any of them behind bars!!! Such injustice !!!

Makes me wanna puke buckets!!  



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