sumo sweet nothings
It's been of some concern to the Sumo Association of Japan for a while now. That's right, it seems that with their large breasts, feminine hair and amorous clinches, Sumo wrestlers have long known about the art of romance. But things are starting to get out of hand.
At a recent Sumo competition ringside microphones picked up dialogue from several fighters, whispered during their intimate clinches, or as some like to call them, hugs.
The Sumo Association is now looking at ways to stamp out these loving exchanges, or risk having the sport descend into nothing more than handbags at dawn.