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canine confusion

So there was a guy sitting in his office in Osaka one day, and he's thinking about starting a new car and motorcycle company, and he's wondering:

"So what shall I call my new business? I need a catchy name, a name that tells passers-by what the company's about......hmmmmm, how about 'Car and Bike Repairs'? No, that's a bit boring. I need to think about this.....How about 'Mr. Car and Bike Repairs'? That's more like it, but I’m sure I can do better than that. I need something with impact. Something that stands out. Something memorable and transport related......Here's a good one: 'Cars Fix Bike Bananas'. Yes, it's starting to sound good now. Let me see.......Wait! I've got it! I know! It's obvious! Why didn't I think of it before? This is the one! This is it!"



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On Thursday, 20 July, 2006, Anonymous RisingSunOfNihon said:

this one cracked me up big time... the cluelessness with Japanese when it comes to english... Doggy style ..wow.. they prob. dont even know what that means...  



On Thursday, 20 July, 2006, Blogger Alex-san said:

Nice one. What makes of car do they fix? Rover...lol  



On Thursday, 20 July, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said:

I am NOT a squirrel-performing walrus.  



On Thursday, 20 July, 2006, Blogger bogue said:

Fantastic - you couldn't make this stuff up if you tried.  



On Friday, 21 July, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said:

Humm... cars, bikes, hum... doggy style? Maybe its referring to carry a bike in the back of the car? Hum.. Forget it...  



On Friday, 21 July, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said:

No, it is referring to squirrel-performing members of the genus Odobenus rosmarus.  



On Monday, 24 July, 2006, Blogger Invader Stu said:

Maybe he was going for a 'Pimp my Ride' style name.  



On Sunday, 17 September, 2006, Anonymous Cyka said:

i LOVE that building! just saw it when i was out for my daily dose of air pollution/run.

you must live somewhere near me, the last patch of grass is strangely familiar...  



On Saturday, 25 November, 2006, Blogger old man neill said:

that does it. you're killing me now :)  



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