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like a virgin

A couple of days ago I was driving along without a care in the world when from nowhere my mind was corrupted by an advert for a lurve hotel which went by the name of Hotel Madonna no less.

Being of a curious nature, I thought it best to drive through the flappy things and inspect the room for myself. I looked in every cupboard, searched every bath tub and checked every reflection, but Madonna was nowhere to be seen. I guess she's just the owner.

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On Wednesday, 24 August, 2005, Blogger Chris C said:

I'm sure she's had to diversify after experiencing a fall in sales, but really, is this the kind of thing Lourdes and Rocco need to be subjectd to- imagine the playground chatter: "you're ex-sex-crazed mother runs a string of sex-hotels in Japan".

Nice.  



On Friday, 26 August, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said:

Is this the real reason why Madonna broke her bottom recently? That's what you get for trying to mount a horse. What sort of services are they offering in these sex hotels anyway? Pony rides?  



On Friday, 26 August, 2005, Blogger ukok said:

Yes, the reason you couldn't find her was because she was heavily bandaged after a fall from her horse, the accident happened on her birthday apparantly. poor dear (an oxymoron if ever there was one in regards to Maddona).

God Bless.  



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