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robot happiness

After literally days of painstaking research and development, Japanese scientists have finally come up with a new robot which they say will make the perfect partner for the single man.

The Robotic Girlfriend, or Robo-GF as she has been officially named, will be on sale across the country within weeks.

As part of their research, the scientists conducted an extensive survey, asking single men a variety of probing questions.

The survey aimed to find out:
1 - what was important to a man in his day to day life.
2 - what a man most wants from his partner.

The scientists studied the results of the survey, took their conclusions to the lab, and built this:

It appears that beer featured heavily in the respondents' answers. As a consequence, the scientists came up with an ingenious design which ensures that a beer is always available. The man merely has to shout "beer" and Robo-GF will shuffle over, remove a beer from her body and pass it to her boyfriend.

The only drawback is that after a particularly heavy night's drinking, the man may awake in the morning to find that she's lost a whole leg and is finding it difficult to stand.

When it came to the subject of what a man wants most from his partner, the survey results pointed to one thing: lips.

The scientists are hoping these ones will be enough to satisfy every man....

Those involved in the building of Robo-GF are claiming a major breakthrough in the field of robotic relationships and believe she'll make the perfect companion for men hoping to find their true love.

"It just seems to come down to beer and lips," said one scientist.
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On Saturday, 11 August, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said:

It's the four googley eyes that seal the deal for me. Hot stuff!  

On Saturday, 11 August, 2007, Blogger Jonneh said:

I was thinking the same thing - look at those four eyes! :o

Haha I really enjoyed this post, thank you for making my day. I'm about to go into work from 6pm-12am, and dreading it, so thank you!

Now I can just think of this new robot-GF while I work.  

On Saturday, 11 August, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said:

The eyes on the right, four, the nose on the left, none. The eyes have it!  

On Saturday, 11 August, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said:

I don't know, man... The lips don't look too inviting with that rubbery hairdo. Great discovery though!  

On Sunday, 12 August, 2007, Blogger Will said:

She is well fit.  

On Monday, 13 August, 2007, Blogger John Gerard Sapodilla said:

In an Italian comedy, a movie, the ROBO-KATRINE INCLUDES FEELINGS AND VOICE IN HER DESIGN. Katrine becomes soon jealous about any other human chick in the house, and ...  

On Monday, 13 August, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said:

I bet she gives good head.

On her beers.  

On Monday, 13 August, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said:

Very funny.
Where did you find that?  

On Tuesday, 14 August, 2007, Blogger Harvey said:

Where do you find this stuff!? Excellent!  

On Wednesday, 15 August, 2007, Blogger Citizen_Stu said:

I'd hate to see the robo mother-in-law  

On Thursday, 16 August, 2007, Blogger Z said:

ROFLMAO at the entry and the comments.

but it really is an amusing discovery. where DID you find that? 0_o  

On Thursday, 16 August, 2007, Blogger Lissu said:

I guess I c o u l d look like that.. with a little touch of make-up ;-) But the four eyes.. Well, one needs challenges?  

On Thursday, 16 August, 2007, Blogger the englishman said:

It was found at the entrance to a bicycle park. I think the old guys who run the place built it with cans from a day's drinking.  

On Thursday, 16 August, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said:

thats pretty cool!

but where is the ramen dispenser?  

On Tuesday, 21 August, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said:

Thank you for the amazing example of technological progress in Japan.

I see the West falling behind ever more. Japan is spending x% of its budget on research and development, while Europe, for instance, is only spending y%. In the UK, it is a mere Z%.

In Japan, the state is actively working with the private sector. Under the guidance of the METI (ministery for economy, trade and industry), the private sector can come up with innovations such as the robotic beer lady / robot beer wife.

The West is set to loose the race for technological progress soon. I pity our children who will have to do without robot beer spouses.

Yours sincerely  

On Wednesday, 22 August, 2007, Blogger Gaijin Tonic said:

Mmm, that really turns me on. I suppose after drinking some of the beer inside this beauty, you'd get double vision and the four eyes would become eight eyes, the four limbs would become eight limbs and it would be a beer-filled robo-spider  

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