booze poster
The arrival of December means it's time for the annual forget-the-year parties put on by companies across the nation.
These parties always involve five things:
1. the consumption of vast amounts of booze
2. the downing of large quantities of liquor
3. the guzzling of gallons of grog
4. the quaffing of lots of intoxicants
5. the drinking of alcohol
The train companies understandably get a bit nervous at this time of year, not wanting to have sensible passengers sit on vomit- or urine-soaked seats.
As a result, this poster has been plastered about the nation's carriages in the hope of persuading those the worse for wear to make it home before evacuating the contents of their stomachs, bladders and bowels.
Trouble is, if they’re that wasted, it's highly likely they won’t be able to read the poster.
This is how it looks under various states of inebriation:
Tipsy....
Drunk....
Hammered....
Utterly shitfaced....
There's no way in hell a shitfaced person will be able to read this.
This bloke didn't do it at home. Five minutes after this photo was taken, he did it on the train....
I was hoping to do it on the train too, until someone pointed out the poster to me. So then I decided to do it at home.
But when I got there, I soon realised that my landlord had stolen a march on me, putting up a poster of his own while I was out....
Not being able to do it at home, or on the train, I waddled to my nearest convenient convenience store and did it there instead.
These parties always involve five things:
1. the consumption of vast amounts of booze
2. the downing of large quantities of liquor
3. the guzzling of gallons of grog
4. the quaffing of lots of intoxicants
5. the drinking of alcohol
The train companies understandably get a bit nervous at this time of year, not wanting to have sensible passengers sit on vomit- or urine-soaked seats.
As a result, this poster has been plastered about the nation's carriages in the hope of persuading those the worse for wear to make it home before evacuating the contents of their stomachs, bladders and bowels.
Trouble is, if they’re that wasted, it's highly likely they won’t be able to read the poster.
This is how it looks under various states of inebriation:
Tipsy....
Drunk....
Hammered....
Utterly shitfaced....
There's no way in hell a shitfaced person will be able to read this.
This bloke didn't do it at home. Five minutes after this photo was taken, he did it on the train....
I was hoping to do it on the train too, until someone pointed out the poster to me. So then I decided to do it at home.
But when I got there, I soon realised that my landlord had stolen a march on me, putting up a poster of his own while I was out....
Not being able to do it at home, or on the train, I waddled to my nearest convenient convenience store and did it there instead.
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on Sunday, December 07, 2008 at 12:02 pm.
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On Sunday, 07 December, 2008,
Tamakikat said:
Keep 'em coming mate.
TK
On Sunday, 07 December, 2008,
Anonymous said:
On Sunday, 07 December, 2008,
Michael said:
A bit unnecessary, I would have thought.
On Monday, 08 December, 2008,
Jon Doe said:
On Tuesday, 09 December, 2008,
owenandbenjamin said:
On Tuesday, 09 December, 2008,
t i m said:
On Wednesday, 10 December, 2008,
Roxane said:
I encoutered one of these guys a few years back... it was late, he was stumbling around the car making funny faces and speaking incoherently. Every time the door of the train opened he would appear absolutely stunned and fail to make it out in time.
On Friday, 12 December, 2008,
Anonymous said:
Eww, EM, go wash your mouth/keyboard out with soap. No wait, I don't mean because you did it at home...ugh..I give up.
On Saturday, 13 December, 2008,
Alexis Jacobs said:
On Thursday, 08 January, 2009,
Anonymous said:
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