robot happiness
After literally days of painstaking research and development, Japanese scientists have finally come up with a new robot which they say will make the perfect partner for the single man.
The Robotic Girlfriend, or Robo-GF as she has been officially named, will be on sale across the country within weeks.
As part of their research, the scientists conducted an extensive survey, asking single men a variety of probing questions.
The survey aimed to find out:
1 - what was important to a man in his day to day life.
2 - what a man most wants from his partner.
The scientists studied the results of the survey, took their conclusions to the lab, and built this:
It appears that beer featured heavily in the respondents' answers. As a consequence, the scientists came up with an ingenious design which ensures that a beer is always available. The man merely has to shout "beer" and Robo-GF will shuffle over, remove a beer from her body and pass it to her boyfriend.
The only drawback is that after a particularly heavy night's drinking, the man may awake in the morning to find that she's lost a whole leg and is finding it difficult to stand.
When it came to the subject of what a man wants most from his partner, the survey results pointed to one thing: lips.
The scientists are hoping these ones will be enough to satisfy every man....
Those involved in the building of Robo-GF are claiming a major breakthrough in the field of robotic relationships and believe she'll make the perfect companion for men hoping to find their true love.
"It just seems to come down to beer and lips," said one scientist.
The Robotic Girlfriend, or Robo-GF as she has been officially named, will be on sale across the country within weeks.
As part of their research, the scientists conducted an extensive survey, asking single men a variety of probing questions.
The survey aimed to find out:
1 - what was important to a man in his day to day life.
2 - what a man most wants from his partner.
The scientists studied the results of the survey, took their conclusions to the lab, and built this:
It appears that beer featured heavily in the respondents' answers. As a consequence, the scientists came up with an ingenious design which ensures that a beer is always available. The man merely has to shout "beer" and Robo-GF will shuffle over, remove a beer from her body and pass it to her boyfriend.
The only drawback is that after a particularly heavy night's drinking, the man may awake in the morning to find that she's lost a whole leg and is finding it difficult to stand.
When it came to the subject of what a man wants most from his partner, the survey results pointed to one thing: lips.
The scientists are hoping these ones will be enough to satisfy every man....
Those involved in the building of Robo-GF are claiming a major breakthrough in the field of robotic relationships and believe she'll make the perfect companion for men hoping to find their true love.
"It just seems to come down to beer and lips," said one scientist.
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On Saturday, 11 August, 2007,
Anonymous said:
On Saturday, 11 August, 2007,
Jonneh said:
Haha I really enjoyed this post, thank you for making my day. I'm about to go into work from 6pm-12am, and dreading it, so thank you!
Now I can just think of this new robot-GF while I work.
On Saturday, 11 August, 2007,
Anonymous said:
On Saturday, 11 August, 2007,
Anonymous said:
On Sunday, 12 August, 2007,
Will said:
On Monday, 13 August, 2007,
John Gerard Sapodilla said:
On Monday, 13 August, 2007,
Anonymous said:
On her beers.
On Monday, 13 August, 2007,
Anonymous said:
Where did you find that?
On Tuesday, 14 August, 2007,
Harvey said:
On Wednesday, 15 August, 2007,
Citizen_Stu said:
On Thursday, 16 August, 2007,
Z said:
but it really is an amusing discovery. where DID you find that? 0_o
On Thursday, 16 August, 2007,
Lissu said:
On Thursday, 16 August, 2007,
the englishman said:
On Thursday, 16 August, 2007,
Anonymous said:
but where is the ramen dispenser?
On Tuesday, 21 August, 2007,
Anonymous said:
Thank you for the amazing example of technological progress in Japan.
I see the West falling behind ever more. Japan is spending x% of its budget on research and development, while Europe, for instance, is only spending y%. In the UK, it is a mere Z%.
In Japan, the state is actively working with the private sector. Under the guidance of the METI (ministery for economy, trade and industry), the private sector can come up with innovations such as the robotic beer lady / robot beer wife.
The West is set to loose the race for technological progress soon. I pity our children who will have to do without robot beer spouses.
Yours sincerely
On Wednesday, 22 August, 2007,
Gaijin Tonic said:
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