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all sitting comfortably

A few years back train companies in Osaka introduced 'Women Only' carriages so that females could make-up in private without males wondering why they were doing it in public.

Within days of the 'Women Only' carriages taking to the tracks, bald people were up in arms and demanded their own carriage as well. The 'Bald Only' carriages have proved extremely popular, especially with people who have no hair.

The latest specialist carriage to be introduced is for 'People Who Want To Sit In Perfect Alignment With Each Other Only'. Anyone caught sitting in a slightly different position from others on the carriage will be ejected at the earliest possible opportunity, such as when the train stops and the doors open.


Paasengers on the 'People Who Want To Sit In Perfect Alignment With Each Other Only' carriage.


A boarding point for people without hair.

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On Wednesday, 06 September, 2006, Blogger Citizen_Stu said:

What about the 'I-Pod users only' carriages?  



On Thursday, 07 September, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said:

toooooo funny!!! lol
I'm laughing so hard. I used to see that all the time.  



On Thursday, 07 September, 2006, Blogger . said:

I thought the reason they separated the cars by sex sometimes was because there were too many groping and upskirt related type incidents occuring on the trains..?  



On Saturday, 09 September, 2006, Blogger Marie said:

(^-^) You are so witty!  



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