the very lovely walk
There is a walking crisis in Japan, and it could threaten the very gonads of society if something isn't done about it in the nearest of near futures. Large numbers of people are walking without style or grace, with knees knocking, and with toes on one foot occasionally coming into contact with toes on the other. It's a sorry mess and as a result an organisation has been formed in order to help try to straighten things out - literally and metaphorically.
To get things started, a television show is being broadcast weekly showing young ladies how to walk beautifully. It's called B-Walk (Beautiful Walk). Basically, a man wanders the streets in search of BA-Walkers (Bloody Awful Walkers) and then brings them to his classroom to show them how to get the best out of their legs, knees, feet, ankles and toes.
There are several theories as to why there are so many BA-walkers wobbling about the streets of Japan. Some people think the reason is due to the phenomenon known as handbag elbow, which causes an imbalance and can, in extreme cases, result in the tragic condition known as RBA-Walker. Really Bloody Awful Walker. But this is rare.
A bit messy.
To get things started, a television show is being broadcast weekly showing young ladies how to walk beautifully. It's called B-Walk (Beautiful Walk). Basically, a man wanders the streets in search of BA-Walkers (Bloody Awful Walkers) and then brings them to his classroom to show them how to get the best out of their legs, knees, feet, ankles and toes.
There are several theories as to why there are so many BA-walkers wobbling about the streets of Japan. Some people think the reason is due to the phenomenon known as handbag elbow, which causes an imbalance and can, in extreme cases, result in the tragic condition known as RBA-Walker. Really Bloody Awful Walker. But this is rare.
A bit messy.
On Wednesday, 01 March, 2006, Anonymous said:
On Wednesday, 01 March, 2006, Name: Mr Moshi Moshi said:
On Wednesday, 01 March, 2006, the englishman said:
On Wednesday, 01 March, 2006, Jim said:
On Wednesday, 01 March, 2006, Claytonian said:
On Wednesday, 01 March, 2006, Marie said:
However they walk, the Japan girls
are attractive!
On Thursday, 02 March, 2006, Anonymous said:
On Thursday, 02 March, 2006, Anonymous said:
On Sunday, 05 March, 2006, TokyoMade(東京メイド) said:
where I am from we classify it as a birth defect called pigeon toed and a child that walks or stands that way is 'corrected' before they get pumbled in the playground
here some girls have told me that having toes facing in together is a symbol of kawaii cute...many young cute models in the teen mags here display the pose
toes in, i have also been told is a sign of being modestly 'available' and once 'taken' and married off they straighten out a little
i think it would do a whole lot o good to chuck their frggin hideous ill fitting stilettos in the garbage, get the wedge out of their ass and start watching back to back episodes of the b-walk show
yes japanese women are stunning creatures with grace and poise, but some have come to resemble deformed creatures from another planet!
On Friday, 07 April, 2006, Anonymous said:
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On Tuesday, 02 October, 2007, Anonymous said:
http://www.yeeta.com/_Wacky_Japanese_Inventions_PICS-maxspeed017
:P
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