Earlier this evening I happened to be in the same place which spawned a recent blog entry. That blog entry referred to an air freshener in an izakaya toilet. An air freshener which was shaped rather ding-dongerish.

At the very moment that I was completing the job in hand so to speak, while at the same time giving it a quick shake to rid myself of excess baggage, I glanced up and couldn't help but notice that the phallic air freshener which once stood so stiff and proud was now sadly bereft of life.
All shrivelled up, it was. Past it. Limp. A mere wiener of its sausage self. Is this what we phallics have to look forward to? Total flaccidity?

It filled my mind with worry and angst. I looked down to check. All OK! For the time being at least.


No wind in these sails.


Downright floppy.

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