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smell the phallic

I was in my local izakaya yesterday when, after a few beers, I felt the balloon inside me filling up with liquid gold, so I thought it best to get to the lav before there was an unfortunate accident.

Once in the lav, I proceeded to do that what it takes to gain some relief ie. ejecting liquid from aforementioned balloon (with smile on face) into the urinal, at the same time trying not to stand in the little puddles on the floor left by blokes who seem unsure as to where they should be leaving their liquid.

Anyway, as I was doing my bit (in a responsible fashion), I was nonchalantly casting my eyes about the place when my optic nerve stumbled across this. Now I know it's an air freshener and all that, but its shape did rather take me by surprise. I guess it was made especially to stand in the gents toilet and be seen by balloon emptiers.

The most difficult part was getting a photo of it, as it meant taking a camera into the gents toilet, something which can get you arrested if you're not careful.

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On Tuesday, 01 November, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said:

Air freshener? In my experience, nothing shaped like that has ever smelt particualrly nice. Mary  

On Wednesday, 02 November, 2005, Anonymous dotty said:

Well, at least it would divert anyones's attention away from looking at the bloke's standing next to you.  

On Wednesday, 02 November, 2005, Blogger bogue said:

But the problem is that too many are looking at the 'air freshener' and not looking at where they are aiming...  

On Thursday, 03 November, 2005, Anonymous dotty said:

...and this is a NEW occurance?  

On Friday, 04 November, 2005, Blogger The Blah Brain said:

Hey, nice blog you've got here. :)  

On Saturday, 05 November, 2005, Anonymous kazue said:

That's the place where Japanese people sometimes put flowers, or the reproductive organ of plants, and they are often fake (especially in a cheap izakaya). So it's no wonder you found a fake reproductive organ of human there.  

On Saturday, 05 November, 2005, Anonymous Chizuru said:

The length is adjustable! You shrink it and shake it using the cap to have the air freshener liquid absorbed into its fiber. Then pull it out again!  

On Saturday, 05 November, 2005, Anonymous dotty said:

STILL sounds like a penis  

On Sunday, 06 November, 2005, Blogger RisingSlowly said:

That's not air freshener liquid! That's jizzum!  

On Saturday, 12 November, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said:

haha..Japanese are rather innovative!Can't believe that it is a air-refresher..anyway u got a very nice blog here  

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