There's a new and sinister craze sweeping the streets of Osaka - among the dog community. The media are calling it Dog Plopping.

Gangs of dogs have been roaming the city streets late at night, depositing the contents of their filthy bowels in big fuming piles in places like shop doorways or outside pachinko parlours.

As a consequence, city officials have been erecting signs ordering the dogs to stop. By way of a simple drawing (as dogs can't read kanji), the signs clearly inform the dog that Dog Plopping is an offence. And I'm telling you now - if I can understand it, then I'm damn sure those crafty, conniving, crap-loving canines can, too.

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