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dog ploppers

There's a new and sinister craze sweeping the streets of Osaka - among the dog community. The media are calling it Dog Plopping.

Gangs of dogs have been roaming the city streets late at night, depositing the contents of their filthy bowels in big fuming piles in places like shop doorways or outside pachinko parlours.

As a consequence, city officials have been erecting signs ordering the dogs to stop. By way of a simple drawing (as dogs can't read kanji), the signs clearly inform the dog that Dog Plopping is an offence. And I'm telling you now - if I can understand it, then I'm damn sure those crafty, conniving, crap-loving canines can, too.

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On Sunday, 26 June, 2005, Anonymous Nan said:

Perhaps they should consider the use of hand puppets to better illustrate their message? Just to show those defacting mutts get they mean business.  



On Tuesday, 12 July, 2005, Anonymous tracy said:

heh heh. I found a cool sign similar to this when I was visiting my home town.

I just love the imagery of no-poop signs.  



On Friday, 18 November, 2005, Anonymous Tom said:

Very interesting!  



On Thursday, 10 August, 2006, Anonymous Rid Skwerr said:

I am confused as to why our canine friend should be forbidden from eating a chicken.  



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