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no pain, no gain, insane

These instructions are for some kind of cream that is supposed to "remove your skin", though quite why you might want to remove your skin is beyond me.

Instruction number 2 is slightly confusing, but number 3 is just plain terrifying. Click on the photo to get a clearer look.

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On Friday, 22 April, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said:

Now, I've some pretty impressive Engrish up till now... but that one rates as one of the 'best'.

BTW. Thanks for the link to my website over here :) I liked reading this one, so felt I should link to your site.  



On Friday, 19 September, 2008, Blogger Brian S said:

Yes a new comment to your old posts. Proof that I am actually playing catch up on your reads.

This is one of the most curious and odd Engrish signs I've seen.

Gratz.  



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