JC in Japan
Bored of Buddhism?
Shying away from Shintoism?
Well fear God not because there's a new kid on the block - and his initials are JC.
Take a stroll down your street and He'll soon give you a sign - a sign in the form of a cross - a cross standing tall and proud, taller and prouder than the omnipresent TV aerials which compete daily for heavenly space.
And don't forget - JC's signal is the strongest in town - and he's broadcasting to you on a wavelength different to that of NHK.
JC's churches in Japan all feature their very own non-authentic stained glass windows, placed religiously behind regular wire-mesh windows to give you the best possible ethereal experience.
JC's doors are always open, come breakfast, lunch or dinner.
And if you're worried about the culinary side of Christianity in Japan, then hold it right there - it's not all holy bread and red wine. Attend a sermon here and you'll be happily served a starter of seared serendipity, a main of marinated miracle and a dessert of delicately roasted religious doctrine (a side dish of sanctification is optional).
So don't delay. Meet JC today. He's waiting for your prayer.