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trendy bendy

Like most people, I often wake up in the middle of the night thinking about what kind of corporate exhibition I might like to put on in a large convention centre.

Deep down, I know that whether it's an exhibition showing off the virtues of sushi, or an event selling a variety of miniature shrines, or even a get together of people marketing gently scented tatami mats, I'll need people in costumes to give demonstrations, or to just lie on the product in a sexy way.

So imagine my delight when I happened upon the aptly named Bendy, a catalogue full of lovely ladies (and one man) dressed in a variety of sensible clothing.

Bendy is your number one stop for all your exhibition needs.

Could this woman sell YOUR product?

The catalogue consists of 39 lady pages. Page 40 shows a man in a number of blazers with a perfectly poised fist and smile....

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On Monday, 25 February, 2008, Anonymous Anonymous said:

somehow I associate a different "product" with their way of dressing. A product that is usually bought by men...  

On Monday, 25 February, 2008, Blogger Mike said:

Where did you get that magazine from? And yes, that guy with a fist and smile definitely makes me want to buy whatever it is he is selling!  

On Monday, 25 February, 2008, Anonymous Neil Duckett said:

Could the guy look anymore uncomfortable!  

On Monday, 25 February, 2008, Blogger William Deed said:

Do any of those women come in sensible shoes?

I need to sell ladders.  

On Monday, 25 February, 2008, Anonymous Anonymous said:

What do you think the shiny seperates are made of? Some sort of plastic? Polypropylene perhaps. Oh, and Mr. Man is so sexy...he should be selling spatulas with that pose.


On Monday, 25 February, 2008, Anonymous billy5968 said:

where the f*ck is micheals? his comments rocks!!!  

On Tuesday, 26 February, 2008, Anonymous Michaels said:

Uh, thanks? Haha. And it's Michaels..yeesh.

All that lobbying by the Midgets Support Group Of Japan seems to be paying off. It's great to see some models being offered in half sized varients.  

On Tuesday, 26 February, 2008, Blogger tornados28 said:

Are the women bendy?xaozmz  

On Tuesday, 26 February, 2008, Blogger LSL said:

Oh my GOD. Ah, the love and hate I feel for Japan. Those ^%$#@ women are EVERYWHERE, too!  

On Saturday, 15 March, 2008, Anonymous George said:

With women like these it is really a surprise the Japanese economy isn't doing any better. This is marketing at its best, no one can conceive a higher sophistication. And Japan has full employment, too. The Association of Red Stick Pointers recently published a survey that said they cannot find enough people for their jobs, a war for talent is going on.
No wonder when there are attractive employment options for the most talented Todai-/Kyodai graduates, such as working as a "Bendy".
I presume the Japanese recession will be short-lived and soon she will overtake the West whose leaders lack vision about red sticks, Bendy and vending machines.
Yours sincerely,
Brigardier George Harumph
Luton, Germany  

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