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kurama in flames

Saturday, October 24, 2009


If the sparks that fly when two flint stones are rubbed together give you a semi-boner, or if the lighting of a match gives you a whacking great woody, then the Kurama Fire Festival will likely make you as stiff as a rigor mortis-ridden rabbit found on a freezing winter morn in the glorious mountains surrounding this tiny village half an hour north of Kyoto.

Now I'm not a fire starter, twisted fire starter, but after reading about this festival, I thought I'd go along for some flaming good festive fun. The problem was, the entire population of Kyoto also had the same idea.

This meant that on Thursday, all the people who were here at lunchtime...




....were here at dinnertime....



The parade takes place along a narrow bonfire-filled street bordered by wooden houses against a backdrop of tinder-dry trees as a result of a drier than usual summer. Perfect conditions for a blazing good night.

The crowd was made up of:
30% Japanese spectators
10% Tall Westerners blocking the view of the Japanese spectators
60% Police officers with megaphones
0% Firefighters

The number of police officers in attendance was quite astonishing. I'm sure it meant that at the same time there were no police officers in the whole of the rest of Japan, allowing criminals across the nation to run riot.

Apparently the people in the parade chant "sairei, sairyo" as they move along the street carrying enormous pine torches, but unfortunately I couldn't hear it as the police were chanting "move back, move along" through their enormously loud megaphones.


A megaphone with the volume turned up to 11.



A megaphone-happy cop.



Many police officers had swine flu. Or didn't want to catch swine flu.


At around six o'clock it all kicked off. Firestarters, twisted firestarters were scurrying about starting fires all over the show, and before long, thick billowing smoke was rolling down the main street...



Kurama was quickly ablaze, with some bonfires singeing the eyebrows of those standing too close....


A police officer warms his hands on one of the many fires.






An RPPT - rocket propelled pine torch



A couple of participants warming their extremities by the fire.


By eight o'clock there was so much fire around that the oxygen was starting to be sucked out of the air.




At one point, a bonfire close to me started lashing out, like a violent drunk looking for trouble. Chaos ensued....


Beware - fire can be unpredictable.


There was a flash and a bang and before I could say "Where's the water?", I found myself in the middle of a virtual fireball....



Thankfully the fires were eventually brought under control and order was restored. And then it was time to leave.

As I made my way to the station, I saw a mysterious figure lurking in the shadows. Ah yes, it was a policeman with a megaphone.


Festival breakdown:
Fire factor: 10 out of 10
Most dangerous place: Everywhere
Least dangerous place: In the lake
Noise: Mostly from megaphones
Good for: Pyromaniacs / megalomegaphonemaniacs

A review of the Danjiri Matsuri in Kishiwada can be found here.

past pachinko

Sunday, October 18, 2009


As we know all too well, there are many kinds of balls in life.


Pool balls....



Testiballs....




Ed Balls....


Currently the UK's Secretary of State for Children, School Dinners and Families.


And of course, pachinko balls....

Without pachinko balls, there would never have been any pachinko halls, as the pachinko machine would never have been invented.

Indeed, could THIS be Japan's oldest surviving pachinko machine, a contraption I recently found abandoned in an Osaka backstreet?








No, probably not.

pimp my (barge) ride

Sunday, October 11, 2009
When a friend told me recently that a barge had just cruised into town, images of ye olde English narrowboats crawling along the canals of Osaka immediately came to mind.

It was a scene I didn't want to miss, and I rushed along to get a glimpse of a boat that I thought would be something like this....




...being steered by a man who looked a bit like this....




...but instead I saw a strange looking fella like this....




....steering a guaranteed-to-give-little-children-nightmares barge - like this....



A little baby driver with a bloody great dragon behind it.


It wasn't quite what I'd been expecting, I mean, I can hardly imagine it plying the peaceful waters of the Trent and Mersey canal....


Actually I wouldn't mind seeing it plying the peaceful waters of the Trent and Mersey canal....


It's a barge quite unlike any other....


Fun for all the family!


According to this article, artist Kenji Yanobe is hoping that when people see his fire-breathing teeth-gnashing fearsome looking creation, they will "think about peace"....





Here's an alternative image that might cause people to think about peace....




....though on second thoughts, this one is far more interesting....


A peaceful fire-breathing dragon barge.


Here you can watch the barge doing things that barges don't normally do....




Video from here

beer cans, wires, and a wheel trim

Sunday, October 04, 2009
Can you guess what it is?


What on earth could it be? From here it just looks like a collection of pipes and tubes....hmm, what else is there....is that a broom? Bits of wood.....


OK, so now we have a basketball, and what looks like some beer cans......any the wiser?




From here we can see a load more beer cans, wires, a wheel trim and, among other things, a circuit board......



Got it?

No, it's not a new product from Microsoft......

....that's right, it's.......

A LOAD OF RUBBISH.


But it's also a bit more than that.

Here's another clue....


Osaka's main river, the Yodogawa.


Yes, all that rubbish is part of Aqua Metropolis Osaka 2009, where the city's rivers have been revitalised by getting all the crap out of them. This has then been used to make some rather fetching sculptures....


a rubbish fish in osaka


This little number was made with rubbish pulled from the Yodogawa and Osaka Bay.

I guess it's a celebration of all the gunk people throw in, for without it, this wonderful piece of art could never have been created.



So when it comes to garbage, we can conclude that the people of Osaka either:

a) religiously recycle it, separate it, and carefully divide it between boxes, bags and bins marked for burnables, non-burnables, plastics, non-plastics, cans, bottles, non-bottles, PET bottles, glass bottles, ten green bottles, paper, card, electrical equipment, magazines and newspapers,

or

b) chuck it in the river

If it does go in the river, this is what may come out - a kind of mutant man-eating bevvied-up beer-canned underwater monster, seen below as it was caught in the act of devouring its final victim....


Whoever was wearing this jacket got a nasty surprise when they opted for b)